Monday, February 28, 2011

Best childhood nostalgia

Walk into P.E. class

Teacher: "Alright class, today we're doing Scooter City! So grab your scooter and get going!!"

Me: "Holy Jesus in a pea can..."    My Face when:     

Greatest childhood memory...ever

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Gay rights you selfish bastards!

     So, gay marriage is now legal in the state I live in. About fucking time. No, i'm not gay. But I think it is truly disgusting that two people can't get married because of their gender. I'm not going to go out and protest for gay rights, but i'll do it over the internet if that counts. Land of the "free"? Yeah, alright Uncle Sam. The picture is true as shit. Gays dont care if we get married, why should we care if they do? they are not bothering anyone by getting married. And to all the religious douche bags preaching "Jesus doesn't want gays!". I'm pretty sure Jesus and "God" don't want ignorant fucks either. Go rot in a hole.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Quit your bitching and deal with it.

     Everyone knows that one bitch in their life that complains about everything. I too have one of them, not by choice may I add. So I figured i'd let off some steam about how fucking retarded some people can be. So i'll give you a bit of "background info" of this person (who will remained anonymous). She's a girl, nice house, nice family, wears designers clothes. Oh yea THAT kind of person, you know who i'm talking about. So I sit next to said person in one of my classes, just my luck right? Every day she talks about how "she's ready to move out" and how "she hates her home". One of these days i'm just going to tell her "Who pays for your food? Your clothes? You car? Exactly you dumb bitch". I mean she doesn't even have a job for fucks sake. I'm not saying I grew up in some shit hole, but if I lived in her house i'd be fucking set. So to sum things up: don't take what you have for granted, and definitely don't go around bitching about your life when you have it good. 

p.s. I think the picture goes 110% perfectly:)

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Internet tough guy

I'm going to start doing some at home exercise. Nothing real serious just some push-ups, sit-ups, and some dumbbells. I heard doing these exercises every morning and night is a good way to gain the muscle. Now I actually have some natural muscle, I haven't worked out for like...2 years. Sad, I know. But I've never really thought I had to.Now I don't have any equipment (not that I could afford it anyways) and I don't have the best eating habits, but i don't eat candy and chips all day long. I'll have a salad every few days, but I'm going to go cold turkey on soda. I weight 120 right now, and i'm about 5'6-5'7. I swear to god I have not gained more than 5 pounds in the last year, it's actually really weird. So if you have any tips, or any more info you think would help me. Please feel free to drop a comment and I would be glad to read through them. Thanks ya, wish me luck ;)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Does God even exist?!?!?!

Does "God" even exist? Is religion worth believing in? All of these are hotly debated topics, but in the end, they are possibly THEE single most retarded topics of discussion. Why? BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS. How can you prove that God exists? You can't. How can you prove that God doesn't exist? You can't. Me personally, I do believe in a God, maybe it's because I just want something to look forward to when i die or maybe it's my desperate hope for salvation of this god (no pun intended) awful planet we have raised. With that being said, I have no desire to EVER believe in religion. I think religion is the dumbest thing that God could have ever created. Religion had killed more people than any God-made disease. Physically? No, religion has second handily killed millions of people. if there is one thing I have learned in History class, it's that 1. All civilizations die out, everything changes no matter what. and 2. religion has only caused war, death, famine, and the utter destruction of the human race. All that for some false hope. Would you kill yourself for something that "might" exist? or for something that "might" work? I know damn well I would not. Don't get me wrong, I have been to church before, a lot actually. I used to go to church every Sunday. It was miserable, I guess even at a young age I knew i was just being fed complete BS. How many people who attend church have actually read the Bible? I mean actually READ the bible, like down to the core. I can guarantee that 90% of the people who are strong religion goers, are already damned to hell for the sins they have committed. The bibles is not a book about the life of Jesus, it's a book about how we should live our lives. And whats with the 10 commandments? Listen God, I understand you made us, but i don't need a Rule Book on how to live the life you gave me.
So to sum it up,

agree? disagree?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

What ever happened to "Cartoon Network"?????

Let it be said that I am a kid at heart, I enjoy watching (good) cartoons and love just laughing with myself. Over the past few years I have noticed Cartoon Network has become total and utter shit, just shit. Remember the old CN logo? The checkerboard logo? Yeah that logo, that meant everything to my childhood. I remember watching those new Courage the Cowardly dog episodes and being freaked the fuck out. I remember watching Johnny Bravo and not quite understanding that all Johnny really wanted was a slut to bang. Those were the days. And for that matter, what ever happened to Nickelodeon?!? Where is my Rocket Power? Remember that one episode where they meet Tony Hawk? That is my favorite one by far. But I guess things change, people adapt, things evolve. I guess it's human nature to change things. But sometimes, I want things to stay the same...

Monday, February 7, 2011

Try being nice to people.... for once

I'm sure everyone has tried being nice a time or two. Me? Personally i enjoy helping others out, but I keep my eye out for people who "won't return the favor". An example, the saying "you scratch my back, I scratch yours". I sort of live to this saying, almost as a code of honor. I feel if someone does something caring for me, I should do something caring for them. Maybe not the next day, maybe not in a month, but maybe they need help years from now, I still feel as if I "owe" them that favor. Another example, a few weeks ago I lend a girl homework for our class, I went out of MY way to help someone else. Was it worth it? No, yeah she said thank you, but I don't feel as if i will ever get anything in return. I wish more people lived up to this saying of favors. So basically, try being nice to people, help them out, you may have to go out of your way to help them. But keep an eye out for people who won't return the favor!! Be warned!